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I lived in 01/01/01, 02/02/02, 03/03/03, 04/04/04, 05/05/05, 06/06/06, 07/07/07,08/08/08,09/09/09, 10/10/10!!!
Immature = a word, boring people use to describe fun people :)
I wear make-up,so im plastic?I speak my mind,so im a bitch? I cry,so im an attention seeker?I speak to boys,so im a slut?I like getting my picture taken,so I love myself?
Taking an hour and a half every morning to get ready, yet somehow 2 minutes is all you need when you're late.
Life does have buttons. There's a save button called memories. The best thing about them though, is that you can never run out of space for them.
A girl calls 911 operator:911,whats your emergency?girl:MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!operator:where do you live?girl:IN THE HOUSE THATS ON FIRE.
A boy is in McDonald's with his father, and a fat lady is standing in front of them. A beeper goes off. boy : look out dad shes backing up!
"People that are meant to be together always find their way in the end."
A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password for their computer. Her husband put 'mypenis' and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause it said, "Error. Not long enough."
When Life Gives You a Bad Romance, show everyone your Poker Face, buy a new Telephone, call Alejandro, and you guys Just Dance!
Girl: Do u like me or not? Boy: No Girl: Then why are u with me?... Boy: You never asked me if i loved you.
Mom: "What kind of site were you on?" You: "YouTube, Facebook, nothing unusual." Mom: "Then why did you close it so quickly when I walked in?" You: "Because I can."
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Girl: Do you have a girlfriend?
Boy: (smiles) No, why?
Girl: Umm..nothing.
Boy: Tell me beautiful.
Girl: (smiles) I really like you.
Boy: Do you know how long I've been waiting for you to say that? ♥
I missed 10/10/10 10:10:10am now I am waiting for 10/10/10 10:10:10pm
I was alive on 10/10/10 10:10:10 a.m.
I was asleep at 10/10/10 10:10:10 a.m.
I lived in 01/01/01, 02/02/02, 03/03/03, 04/04/04, 05/05/05, 06/06/06, 07/07/07,08/08/08,09/09/09, 10/10/10!!!
TOMMOROW WILL BE 10.10.10 10/10/10
if i get 100 likes, i'll dye my hair pink.
You want a perfect girl?.. Go buy a Barbie.
Thoughts and prayers go out to those who lost a loved one on 9/11 especially the HEROS at NYPD and NYFD....lost but never forgotten.
I'm the sweetest person you'll ever meet, just don't piss me off.
I hate when i'm on the phone and everyone decides to talk loudly.
Saying you g2g when you're online for another 2 hours.
Text me, means YOU text ME.
Wishing you could just slow down the time.
I hate when people wake you up for no reason.
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Dude! She just called you a Facebook Addict Awh Hell no..Wait lemme update this as my status!
Telling the teacher you weren't talking when you actually were haha
Woah, I'm feeling you baby, Don't be afraid to Jump then fall, Jump then fall into me, I'll be there i never want to leave you see that you want to be with me too, So i'mma stay through it all so Jump then fall
Blasting music when nobody is home, and dancing and singing to it as loud as I possibly can.
to move it move it
All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.
Dominic Acosta
Change is inevitable except from a vending machine
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
Me: (Scream!) Fuuuuuck !!
Mom: Whaat !!?
Me: Ahh, Shit... i Just Bit My Lip .
im beast
okay,seriously???We can put a man on the moon,but we can't stop an oil spill???
Kal Hoo Na Ho [Tomorrow may not come]!!
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What makes a woman? Beauty, Love, Wisdom and Curiosity.;P
What makes a man? A woman. ;D
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Looking at some people in runcorn and automatically feeling better about yourself :D
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